The power to die

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to see through glass

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the power to get in the van

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to read this.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!