The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to see through glass.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!