power to age faster

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!