the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be born.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!