The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to die

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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sexy

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!