the power to control urine

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to see into the present

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!