The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!