The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to become powerless

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The power to poo.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to turn into random objects

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the ability to levitate

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!