the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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Imortality.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to talk to money.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!