the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!