The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to see forever

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!