The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to think.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to die at will.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!