the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to speak braille.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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75% levitation

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!