The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to remember th...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to be wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!