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The power to meme 20% harder

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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the power... to read this

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Find Waldo

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Melting

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!