the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to die.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!