The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to not know your super power

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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To have the power to breathe

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!