The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to do nothing

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Facebook.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to shed hair

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!