The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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LIME

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to die

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the power to get married

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!