the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!