the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to poke

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to become demented

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!