The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to be a common person

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to become demented

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be black.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!