the power to make toast into bread

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Tree powers Activate.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!