The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!