the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to be your self

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power life like a hermit.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!