the power to make elton john gay

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to get rid of feminism

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to pee poop

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black people

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power of being republican

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The power to like any show

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!