Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!