The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!