- Pointless Super Powers

The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to write on this website

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!