the power to fart terrible gas

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Nothing

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to breathe

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!