The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to look into cheese.

The power to grow one wing

The power to predict the present

The power to give the wrong directions

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!