The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be alone

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!