The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be blind

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!