ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Super-slowness

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!