The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the ability to post here

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The power to die while dieing

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!