the power to see through my eye lids

The power to breath at will.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to be a normal person

The power to die.

the power to dance in the dark

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

The power to see into one's own past.

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

i want my mum

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to be stupid

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!