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The power to die.
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the power to dance in the dark
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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.
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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.
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The power to see into one's own past.
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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.
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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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i want my mum
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!
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The power to convert metric to imperial
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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The power to be stupid
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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!
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The ability to "Right Click" Properties
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body
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The power to stay a virgin
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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.
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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die
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the ability to bend your leg.
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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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The power to attract bullets.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!