The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to rape your mom.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!