The power to dickfart.

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The power to die

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to see forever

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!