The power to defecate active grenades.

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to make asians smart

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!