The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to die in one second

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!