A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to see through windows.

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!