The power to die

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!