The power to be a common person

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to become demented

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be black.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to levitate

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!