The power to climb up fallen trees

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to herd cats

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!