the ability to go the speed limit

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power of self mind control

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The power of bad luck

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to like any show

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to look into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!