The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!