The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to even

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!