the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!