The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to run if you have no legs

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!