The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!