The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!