The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!