the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to melt your bones

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!