The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to run if you have no legs

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!