The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through horses

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to fart in colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!