The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to explode on the moon

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!