The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!