to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!