the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!