The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Steel kidneys

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!