the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to burp a fart

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to cry lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!