the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!