The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to sleep

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!