The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to bleed

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!