Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to breathe

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!