the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Having the power to stand still

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!