The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!