The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!