The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to not have a super power.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!