The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!