Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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To never remember what the word if means

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to see through glass doors

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!