The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Batman

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!