The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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Poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!