The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to start time.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!