The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to repel women.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!