the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!