Retractable Teeth

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!