The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to eat people :D

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to jump

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!