The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die but once

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The ability to fart inwards.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!