The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to repel women.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!