The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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A good Kisser

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!