The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to see when people fart.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell poop

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!