The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to attract bullets.

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!