The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Feeling people's depression.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!