The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!