teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the ability to post here

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!