The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to go to hell

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to even

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!