the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to get sick

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!