The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Lactokinesis

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!