The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to waste money

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!