the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to see what's behind you.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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to be shitty

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to die at will

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!