Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to live until you die

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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Having the power of a normal human

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!