The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!