The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to control nothing

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Nothing

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!