The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!