Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to be your self

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!