The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to be a human

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power of not knowing

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!