Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!