Super-slowness

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to eat your own face

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!