The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to see through glass

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!