The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!