The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to die

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the power... to read this

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the ability to burn in hell

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!