The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!