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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The power to have a power

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!