the power to be in AA.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to attract black people.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!