The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to walk through air.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be french.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!