The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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yo mama

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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blindness

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!