The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to have a power

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!