The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!