The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!