The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to mind reeds

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power of creating poop.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Grass eating

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to jerk off

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!