The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be french.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to jump face first

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to smell the future

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to sweat soup.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!