Nope. Just nope.

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!