the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to jump face first

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to smell the future

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to sweat soup.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!