The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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To pee standing up.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!