The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!