You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to control urine

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!