the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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power to fly...backwards.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!