The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!