The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!