the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to see through glass

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to switch gender identity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!